The best and funniest phrases of MOTHER!
"My mother-in-law is a treasure. I need a pirate to bury her.",
"My mother-in-law is so old, she created a T-Rex in the yard.",
"Help, my mother-in-law wants to jump out of the window. \ NWrong number here is from the joinery. \ NThat's right ... The window does not want to open!",
"Under no circumstances should you bury your mother-in-law in a cemetery called 'Renascer.'"
"Mother-in-law's tea is slaughter.",
"My mother-in-law fell from the sky! She gave trouble to her broom turbine.",
"I do not really like mother-in-law, but at the moment, I wish I had one.",
"The only good part of dating someone older is that usually the mother-in-law is already dead.",
"I was home alone and I started to hear a rattle sound, I went outside and saw that it was my mother-in-law arrived wet from the rain and was trembling!",
"Dragon's Cave is my mother-in-law's house.",
"I hate the spiritists, they say that the dead come back, it would be too disgraceful to find my mother-in-law."
"In the phrase 'Pedro loves his mother-in-law', Pedro is a false subject.",
"The devil told me: If you send me another mother-in-law here to hell, I'll live in your house and leave the inheritance hell for her.",
"My mother-in-law fell and hit her head on the table. I do not know if I'll call SAMU or if I call the cabinetmaker to thank him.",
"My mother-in-law is unbearable, I took her for a walk, but she did not stop complaining. She was screaming all the time: 'Take me out of that trunk!'"
"I find it hard to see my mother-in-law giving alms in the street, doing charities, since my wife needs to help her financially every month, that is, she distributes my money.",
"My mother-in-law is so bad, but so bad, that a snake stung her and the one who needed the anti-rabies serum was the snake.",
"Me and my mother-in-law are nail and flesh, her nail stuck in my flesh."
