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"Better nudity than in ours.",
"A ship was flying, then it hit and punctured the tire, how many watermelons were left? None, because alligator does not eat lettuce.",
"Idiots wait, smart people say 'Fuck you.'"
"Policemen do not like soap powder. They prefer detergent.",
"People who write 'I forget', deserve to be forgotten even.",
"Repentance does not kill ... just show how stupid you were.",
"It's better to be safe than pregnant."
"The candle feels nothing, but the lamp flourescent.",
"My mother keeps saying," Nobody washes the dish they eat, no one tidies up the room and no one gets dust from the house. "Nobody helps me, I think she's going to vote for this" Nobody "
"My father is such an alcoholic that even bread is beer.",
"He put GPS in the car and now he finds himself.",
"I never sent it indirectly and I'll never send it. After all, I'm not like certain people."
