A great collection of Joaozinho's best jokes!
Download and enjoy!
An appetizer below:
"The teacher slides and takes the biggest fall in the classroom.In the fall, her dress goes up to her head.Attacks immediately, angry, straightens, and interrogates the students:
"Mario, what did you see?"
- Your knees, teacher
- A week of suspension!
"And you, Robson?"
"Your thighs, Professor.
- One month's suspension.
"And you, Johnny?"
Joaozinho grabs the notebooks and leaves the room:
- Good luck, see you next year ... "
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"One afternoon, Johnny and his friend named Jesus were walking along an old dirt road. Near the house, Jesus, who was a very poor boy, spotted a guava tree that had ripe guavas.
- Joaozinho, let's take a quick stop to eat some guavas, I'm hungry.
- All right, Jesus.
"Johnny, do the following, slip your slippers on me so that I can climb the tree trunk without hurting myself."
Then Jesus climbed the tree. But he climbed so high that the leaves would not let Johnny see his friend. After an hour waiting, Joaozinho shouted:
- Jesus! Jesus! Come down soon!
At that, a priest passed by the same road that heard Johnny's cries.
- Oh, my son. How lovely of you to call for Jesus, but unfortunately, Jesus went up to never come back! And Joaozinho:
"You bastard, you took my slipper!"
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"The teacher asks Johnny:
-If I say "I was beautiful" is past, but if I say "I will be beautiful" what is Johnny?
-It's impossible!"
